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The Holy Shit You’re Ancient Dinosaur Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features a cartoon dinosaur in party gear with the text holy shit YOURE ANCIENT—a funny milestone birthday card for anyone with a sense of humor!.

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Holy Shit You’re Ancient Dinosaur Greeting Card

The Onderkast Studio Happy Birthday Whiskey Bottle Greeting Card features a bottle labeled “Happy Birthday” with phrases like “Old Timer,” “Aged to Perfection,” and “Authentic,” shown resting on a crisp white envelope.

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Happy Birthday Whiskey Bottle Greeting Card

The Smack That Ass Piñata Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features a donkey-shaped piñata with Smack that ASS! And have a SMASHING birthday! on a white background, surrounded by confetti and candies.

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Smack That Ass Piñata Greeting Card

The Call Me Old Fashioned Cocktail Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features an Old Fashioned with orange peel and cherries, plus the message: Call me OLD FASHIONED, but birthdays are better with bourbon. Perfect for cocktail lovers.

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Call Me Old Fashioned Cocktail Greeting Card

The Meowdy Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features a gray cat in a cowboy hat and red bandana with MEOWDY above. Perfect for cat lovers, this card offers vibrant print quality that highlights every detail.

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Meowdy Greeting Card

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The You’re Hard to Shop For Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features colorful orange, pink, black, and blue text on a white background—perfect for thoughtful gift-giving.

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You're Hard to Shop For Greeting Card

The Long Story Short Dog Birthday Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features a long brown dachshund in a party hat across two panels with cakes, cupcakes, balloons, and presents. Front reads: Long story short, Happy Birthday!—perfect for dog lovers.

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Long Story Short Dog Birthday Greeting Card

Celebrate any occasion with the High Freakin’ Five Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio—featuring bold, colorful letters and playful wavy green lines. Printed in the USA, it’s the perfect congrats card for anyone special.

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High Freakin’ Five Greeting Card

The Youre the Shiitake Mushroom Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features fun mushroom illustrations, playful Youre the Shiitake text, and is printed in the USA.

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You're the Shiitake Mushroom Greeting Card

Well Wishes for Your Birthday Bar Shelves Greeting Card

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Well Wishes for Your Birthday Bar Shelves Greeting Card

The Let’s Grow Old Together Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features an elderly man skateboarding, holding hands with an elderly woman with a pinwheel. The light-colored card reads, “LET’S GROW OLD TOGETHER… BUT NEVER UP!”.

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Let’s Grow Old Together Greeting Card

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The To the Dadliest Dad That Ever Dadded Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio, printed in the USA, features fishing gear, golf club, mustache, #1 Dad mug and more—perfect for celebrating your legendary dad this Fathers Day.

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To the Dadliest Dad That Ever Dadded Greeting Card

The Happy Birthday to the Happy Camper Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features camping-themed illustrations—perfect for gifting outdoorsy birthday card lovers.

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Happy Birthday to the Happy Camper Greeting Card

The Thank You Plastic Bag Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio showcases a white plastic bag with THANK YOU printed five times in bold red letters on a light grey background, offering an eco-friendly and playful message.

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Thank You Plastic Bag Greeting Card

To the Rarest of Dads: Well Done! Greeting Card

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You Are Supreme Pizza Greeting Card

Party Like You’re Going Extinct Dinosaurs Greeting Card

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Party Like You’re Going Extinct Dinosaurs Greeting Card

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Hoppy Beerthday! Beer Greeting Card

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Celebrate with humor using the Onderkast Studio Holy Shit You’re Old! Greeting Card—featuring bold text, a toilet paper roll with candles, an empty roll, and a cupcake with a playful swirl design.

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Holy Shit You’re Old! Greeting Card

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Sending Pawsitive Vibes Dog Greeting Card

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Sending Pawsitive Vibes Dog Greeting Card

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Happy Pawther's Day Greeting Card

The ’Preciate Ya Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features abstract wavy bands in mustard yellow, blue, dark gray, beige, and pink on cream with “PRECIATE YA!” in bold white letters. Printed in the USA.

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’Preciate Ya Greeting Card

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So Very Proud of You Greeting Card

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Best Dang Dad Ever Greeting Card

Father Daddy Dad Papa Padre Greeting Card

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Father Daddy Dad Papa Padre Greeting Card

A festive greeting card featuring a frosty beer mug with candles on top and the caption 'May Ale Your Birthday Wishes Come Brew,' exuding a celebratory atmosphere and joyful sentiment.

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Ale Your Birthday Wishes Greeting Card

The So Glad You Exist Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features wavy pastel peach, green, and cream bands with SO GLAD YOU EXIST in bold white letters for a premium feel.

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So Glad You Exist Greeting Card

The Direct Order Army Men Birthday Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features vibrant toy soldiers in red, orange, blue, purple, green, and yellow with the message: “Attention! This is a direct order to have an amazing birthday.”.

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Direct Order Army Men Birthday Greeting Card

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Our Love is an Adventure Greeting Card

The Aces Poker Birthday Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features a cake decorated with playing cards, poker chips, and four candles, plus HAPPY BIRTHDAY and HOPE ITS ACES for a premium touch—perfect for any poker fan.

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Aces Poker Birthday Greeting Card

The How 90s Babies Were Made Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features a Bop It toy with confetti shapes and playful commands—Flick it! Spin it! Twist it! Pull it! Bop it!—making it perfect for fans of 90s nostalgia.

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How 90s Babies Were Made Greeting Card

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WooHoo Typography Greeting Card

The Happy Y’allidays! Cowboy Boot Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features a boot filled with festive greenery, flowers, ornaments, and string lights for Southern flair. “Happy Y’allidays!” is printed at the bottom.

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Happy Y’allidays! Cowboy Boot Greeting Card

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Various Thanks Greeting Card

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Feliz Cumpleaños! Mojito Greeting Card

The Sending You All the Hugs Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features cartoon arms in pastel colors with Sending You All the Hugs across them, plus an envelope peeking out from behind.

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Sending You All the Hugs Greeting Card

The Pretty Okay Birthday Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features a hand with a party horn, confetti, cupcake, and colorful text: Hoping your birthday turns out pretty okay!.

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Pretty Okay Birthday Greeting Card

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Best Dad Best Bud Greeting Card *

The “Youre a Cut Above the Rest Lawn Mower Greeting Card” by Onderkast Studio features bold yellow-green lettering on green and a lawn mower trimming “REST”—a unique choice for Father’s Day.

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You're a Cut Above the Rest Lawn Mower Greeting Card

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The Shark Fin Party Hats Birthday Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features cartoon fins in party hats with repeated “DUH-NUH” text and “The years are really sneaking up!”—a playful card for any birthday celebration.

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Shark Fin Party Hats Birthday Greeting Card

The Happy Birthday Handsome Greeting Card by Onderkast Studio features a light-colored illustration of a man’s green-suited hand holding a cocktail, with HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HANDSOME at the bottom—a perfect premium birthday greeting.

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Happy Birthday Handsome Greeting Card

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Til Death Do Us Part Sugar Skulls Greeting Card

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The Onderkast Studio Two Grooms Are Better Than One Greeting Card features a four-tiered floral wedding cake and the phrase Two Grooms are better than one! in blue and teal script on a pale background.

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Two Grooms Are Better Than One Greeting Card

The Onderkast Studio “Dad, You Are Cool AF Greeting Card” features bold blue and gold lettering on a light background, cool dad vibes, and comes with a white envelope—perfect for Father’s Day.

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Warm Wishes Christmas Tree Ornament Greeting Card

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It's Party Thyme! Greeting Card – FINAL STOCK

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The Onderkast Studio Happy Fowlther’s Day Mallard Duck Greeting Card features an illustrated adult mallard and duckling with Happy Fowlthers Day to the Ducking Best Dad text, plus a white envelope.

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Happy Fowlther’s Day Mallard Duck Greeting Card

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You're Such a Catch! Greeting Card – FINAL STOCK

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High! Greeting Card – FINAL STOCK

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The Suns Out Buns Out! Greeting Card – FINAL STOCK by Onderkast Studio has a blue background with illustrated burgers, hot dogs, geometric shapes, and white center text: SUNS OUT BUNS OUT! for a premium feel.

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Chill Out Popsicle Greeting Card – FINAL STOCK

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The Go ‘Merica! Greeting Card – FINAL STOCK by Onderkast Studio features a slice of cake decorated as an American flag with a candle and sparklers, plus “GO MERICA!” on a light blue background—perfect for celebrating American pride.

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The Onderkast Studio Go Luck Yourself Greeting Card – FINAL STOCK features playful lettering, a shooting star, four-leaf clovers, clouds, and a rainbow on beige—a perfect good luck card for any occasion.

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